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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Mobyman30 : I'm Brandon! I'm a smart ass with a huge sense of humor! Don't like what I have to say? Sorry bout ya!

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Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML


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