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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 684
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Mob_Hollows : artist/ musician/ comedian/ composer/ decomposer
i'm 5'9", weigh 109 lbs, play bass/guitar/piano, write lyrics and music for several shitty local bands, and am 18 yrs old
ummm...am i supposed to write FML here too? cuz i don't think it really fits. smoker and occasional drinker.

i'm new to the site, but i love meeting new ppl. if u feel the urge to msg me, just do it. i'm an open, honest person who's not gonna judge bcuz we're all a bit different.

ps> i can't resist a zombie-flick

Mob_Hollows's page activity

Visits<b>squidgy1234</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 2:58am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:04pm<b>ursulamyxomatosi</b> - the 04/03/2011 at 11:39am<b>Evii</b> - the 10/10/2010 at 7:53pm<b>ally_anonymous</b> - the 03/24/2010 at 1:49pm<b>Othello22</b> - the 03/14/2010 at 2:02pm<b>ZombiezEatU</b> - the 03/02/2010 at 11:52pm<b>drainyou123</b> - the 02/20/2010 at 11:43pm<b>crzyry</b> - the 02/10/2010 at 11:04pm<b>Tamara2011</b> - the 02/07/2010 at 4:06pm<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 02/07/2010 at 2:20pm<b>Beccock</b> - the 02/07/2010 at 11:36am<b>ayyeitssammy</b> - the 02/05/2010 at 2:05am<b>kittygirl24</b> - the 02/03/2010 at 8:55pm<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 02/03/2010 at 3:01am<b>QTp13</b> - the 02/02/2010 at 11:38am<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 02/01/2010 at 1:41am<b>suckmysarcasm</b> - the 01/26/2010 at 10:11pm

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Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (13559)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44875) - you deserved it (26746)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States



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