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About Mob_Hollows : artist/ musician/ comedian/ composer/ decomposer
i'm 5'9", weigh 109 lbs, play bass/guitar/piano, write lyrics and music for several shitty local bands, and am 18 yrs old
ummm...am i supposed to write FML here too? cuz i don't think it really fits. smoker and occasional drinker.
i'm new to the site, but i love meeting new ppl. if u feel the urge to msg me, just do it. i'm an open, honest person who's not gonna judge bcuz we're all a bit different.
ps> i can't resist a zombie-flick
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014