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Mob_Hollows
  • Town/Country : BFE, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 626
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Mob_Hollows : artist/ musician/ comedian/ composer/ decomposer
i'm 5'9", weigh 109 lbs, play bass/guitar/piano, write lyrics and music for several shitty local bands, and am 18 yrs old
ummm...am i supposed to write FML here too? cuz i don't think it really fits. smoker and occasional drinker.

i'm new to the site, but i love meeting new ppl. if u feel the urge to msg me, just do it. i'm an open, honest person who's not gonna judge bcuz we're all a bit different.

ps> i can't resist a zombie-flick

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Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23712) - you deserved it (12195)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42000) - you deserved it (25192)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States



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