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Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24929) - you deserved it (3562)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27179) - you deserved it (8011)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (7921)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24405) - you deserved it (3813)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML

#18180639
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36378) - you deserved it (3408)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by Cat - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I pressed snooze on my alarm clock for one of the first times ever. I ended up being late to my 8am class, and when I showed up, I couldn't start the projector. I called Tech Support. They came... and pushed the large button labeled "power." The whole class laughed. FML

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17250) - you deserved it (49151)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41765) - you deserved it (3768)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

#18145802
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23144) - you deserved it (5128)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

#18145611
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24350) - you deserved it (9340)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

#18104426
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27937) - you deserved it (4584)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

#18104426
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27937) - you deserved it (4584)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

#18104426
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27937) - you deserved it (4584)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

#18096319
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25642) - you deserved it (2053)

On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

#18036176
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6876) - you deserved it (48771)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)



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