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by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by embarrassed / 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2012 at 6:45pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
by brannie / 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 11:10am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 9:15am / United States / Health
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by Duplighost / 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by msnewyearseve / 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML
by EdwinOEF / 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Holidays
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly… Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got… Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity…