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by pandora / 06/13/2012 at 5:08am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Transportation
by fmmmmlll / 06/12/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
by Munkeh / 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
by Becca / 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by kayadd33 / 04/10/2012 at 10:13am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by stupidbug. / 04/09/2012 at 4:28am / Canada / Animals
by jess / 04/08/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
by Sadboy / 04/06/2012 at 10:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Krissy / 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML
by screaming monkey / 04/04/2012 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Health
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
by Eliza / 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by potatoebee / 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous