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by he is going to hell / 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by GMD / 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Health
by Missusluv313 / 09/17/2012 at 7:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Jessica S. / 09/06/2012 at 7:15am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
by juliannamelissa / 09/06/2012 at 2:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by freaked out / 08/30/2012 at 4:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:23am / Canada / Love
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2012 at 10:11am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
by hc11bmd / 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML
by JPTK / 06/17/2012 at 12:08pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy