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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 755
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

#13570264
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I agree, your life sucks (33384) - you deserved it (3433)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24381) - you deserved it (2146)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18447) - you deserved it (24613)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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