Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MmmKayy1

Offline (the 05/03/2015 at 4:11am) | Search for a member

MmmKayy1

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

MmmKayy1's page activity

Visits<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 4:55am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:46pm<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 5:58pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 12:52am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 7:42pm<b>Drake_The_Dragon</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 9:15pm<b>LAUREN_1053</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 12:03am<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 11:17pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 10/15/2013 at 3:46pm<b>luvbeccaxxx</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 3:23pm<b>loriprieto</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 9:03pm<b>carleybeak</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 2:03pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 10/05/2013 at 8:18pm<b>Taytochill23</b> - the 10/05/2013 at 4:56pm<b>bellabuxton</b> - the 10/03/2013 at 1:19am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 4:24am<b>nela25</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 3:07am<b>AwkwardROP</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 7:30pm

Fucked!<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:46am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 10:58pm

MmmKayy1's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of MmmKayy1's badges

MmmKayy1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

#14329658
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7887) - you deserved it (37942)

On 12/25/2010 at 12:29am - love - by desigymrat - France

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

#7358643
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29423) - you deserved it (4134)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

#1930454
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17160) - you deserved it (95513)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. FML

#546076
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8519) - you deserved it (93576)

On 03/23/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by mbrooke (man) - United States (Iowa)



FML's blog

  • FML with pics? That's FML Pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. We reckoned pictures could be worth 300 characters, which is why we launched FML Pics. The name says it all, really: it's an FML app, only with…

Monday 3 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: