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Mmkay1515

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Mmkay1515

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1915
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mmkay1515 : I'm your normal 18 year old who loves food.

Mmkay1515's page activity

Visits<b>Soosuj</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:48pm<b>MyrmidonQueenn01</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:46am<b>mlia_usually</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:44pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 10:28am<b>Alm1ghty_Push</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:05pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 8:03pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 2:32pm<b>noodlemantra</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:53am<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 4:08pm<b>NostalgiaFreak9</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 6:19pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:38am<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 6:58am<b>WatDaHail</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 6:01pm<b>fuggnugget</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 3:56am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:50pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:06am

Fucked!<b>Soosuj</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:48pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 10:08pm<b>WatDaHail</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 12:01am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:06pm<b>upandover</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:07am<b>HowSmartOfYou</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 4:48pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:37pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:37pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 11:42pm<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:50pm<b>jk_waks23</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:21am<b>Markovski</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 6:59am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:15pm<b>Isak366</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:03am<b>Blee864</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 2:23pm<b>davered89</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 3:39pm<b>DanboiRowe</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 4:24am

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Mmkay1515's favorite FMLs

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML

#20875969
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60520) - you deserved it (3559)

On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

#20874413
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47258) - you deserved it (5689)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

#20865755
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42820) - you deserved it (6920)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53432) - you deserved it (11637)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, and when the scene came on where the girl is crawling out of the TV, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

#20838885
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46042) - you deserved it (8133)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by insomniac x2 (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
189 comments

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

#20833377
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57729) - you deserved it (3643)

On 08/12/2013 at 4:17am - animals - by The Corner Of Death (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

#20813979
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58445) - you deserved it (5631)

On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

#20812145
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65671) - you deserved it (4536)

On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

#20809312
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48020) - you deserved it (10240)

On 07/29/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML

#20809207
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52646) - you deserved it (4264)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:30am - work - by Fitz - United States

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

#20792109
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51631) - you deserved it (25671)

On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

#20770545
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31814) - you deserved it (70337)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)



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