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About Mmkay1515 : I'm your normal 18 year old who loves food.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML
Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015