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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1990 (25 years)
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About Mizzaroo : I like cheese, Star Wars, reading, metal music and My Little Pony. Wanna know more? Ask! I might answer! You never know O.O

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML


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