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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 792
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mizzaroo : I like cheese, Star Wars, reading, metal music and My Little Pony. Wanna know more? Ask! I might answer! You never know O.O

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59958) - you deserved it (12035)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63771) - you deserved it (3257)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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