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MitchiMi's favorite FMLs

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50173) - you deserved it (5092)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML


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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML


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