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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2131
  • Number of comments : 473
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mister_Triangle : I try to post witty comments; I either fail or succeed....usually.

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Mister_Triangle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42076) - you deserved it (11899)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

#6165427
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37394) - you deserved it (6246)

On 11/05/2009 at 9:22am - health - by HairyBoobs (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

#5819831
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21720) - you deserved it (3094)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by Chensticles - Sent from mobile version

Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML

#5354989
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36776) - you deserved it (3828)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - work - by HousekeeperNoMore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

#5087791
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15397) - you deserved it (47288)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

#3313265
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51563) - you deserved it (7933)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by angry (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

#2207384
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59424) - you deserved it (5965)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML

#1930906
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47548) - you deserved it (6137)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Annebelle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

#1418421
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11317) - you deserved it (101356)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML

#1288123
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17435) - you deserved it (56700)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

#183529
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53168) - you deserved it (6700)

On 03/02/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14574) - you deserved it (78707)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

#2505
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7198) - you deserved it (30447)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24175) - you deserved it (7218)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)



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