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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2549
  • Number of comments : 473
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mister_Triangle : I try to post witty comments; I either fail or succeed....usually.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Mister_Triangle's favorite FMLs

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35227) - you deserved it (3420)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21782) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (8969)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31659) - you deserved it (4189)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21261) - you deserved it (29179)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31786) - you deserved it (4244)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (5160)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

#17877097
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24447) - you deserved it (5489)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35853) - you deserved it (3455)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's my birthday and my kids made me a card. Unfortunately, my kids used the wall for paper. Now I have red and blue crayon all over my bedroom wall. FML

#15512753
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23081) - you deserved it (7540)

On 03/27/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by nicchick411 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

#15500028
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (3790)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:27pm - animals - by cathouse (woman) - United Kingdom (North Down)

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML

#11558883
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9444) - you deserved it (29389)

On 06/30/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML

#8474571
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26973) - you deserved it (2205)

On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML

#8011399
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25668) - you deserved it (2427)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML

#7898835
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23410) - you deserved it (2315)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)



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