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Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42142) - you deserved it (3665)

On 05/31/2014 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40444) - you deserved it (4908)

On 05/31/2014 at 2:40am - kids - by moomanjohnny - United States (California)



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