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MisterCross
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 November 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MisterCross : I am always happy to chat about life, the universe and anything. Please feel free to get in touch.
Former professional performer now re-training.
I drink more tea than anyone else I know (I like to maintain that English stereotype)
History nut, love films and dramas, especially anything set in Victorian, Tudor or medieval eras
Want to know anything? Just ask, I am very open.

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MisterCross's favorite FMLs

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

#21042109
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42269) - you deserved it (9163)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML

#20998799
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29610) - you deserved it (6455)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML

#20998799
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29610) - you deserved it (6455)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50893) - you deserved it (7454)

On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59409) - you deserved it (7966)

On 03/28/2013 at 6:02am - intimacy - by Bigfatfailure (man) - United States (California)



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