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MistaBass

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MistaBass

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 271
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I told my parents that what I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, and have been wanting for months. They laughed and said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone and perhaps you'll become normal." FML

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On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML



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