Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Missythemini

Online | Search for a member

Missythemini

1Liked!

MissytheminiMissythemini
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Missythemini's page activity

Visits<b>Adam626</b> - yesterday at 4:37am<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 1:00am<b>gis0392</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:41am<b>Dramori</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 6:33am<b>dylerbiller</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 5:19am<b>iPixiee</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 3:36pm<b>Risea</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:23pm<b>MrSassypants</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 11:56am<b>uy3000</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 12:03am<b>Jasim</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 12:33pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 12:55am<b>punkchicka4</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 1:37am<b>gdal8642</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 8:06pm

Liked!<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:55am

Missythemini's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of Missythemini's badges

Missythemini's favorite FMLs

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (1998)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

#21351356
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (10197)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

#21347104
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26945) - you deserved it (2593)

On 01/31/2015 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML

#21338477
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20970) - you deserved it (12196)

On 01/16/2015 at 7:37pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

#21317090
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (2769)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by konacoffee17 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

#21316211
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (2286)

On 12/12/2014 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35456) - you deserved it (4284)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

#21303170
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (9147)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML

#21300330
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (2299)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

#21289401
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (6304)

On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

#21271608
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37229) - you deserved it (16421)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: