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Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 1:48am - money - by ThatTrafficCone (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by juliasaman - United States (Washington)
Today, I started my new waiter job. I walked up to the first table to serve and realized the girl on the left was my girlfriend and the guy on the right is my brother. My girlfriend told me she'd be out of town. I threw a glass of water at my brother and yelled at my girlfriend. I lost my job. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 5:10pm - work - by dumbarse (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got my first kiss. I'm 56. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 12:33am - love - by bathtime_ (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
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On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
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On 07/21/2009 at 12:14am - love - by embarrassed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by dwellswithin (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 2:45pm - kids - by Pooperscooper - Sent from a mobile version
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!". He got mad and left my house. It was my dad from Ohio. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend was teaching me to drive, and told me he agreed with the stereotype that women are worse drivers than men. I argued with him so heatedly about how it was just like a man to say something like that, that I drove through our garage doors because I wasn't paying attention. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 11:37am - misc - by mickstinator - United States (Texas)
Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 4:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
