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  • Number of visits : 4657
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML

#3170547
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16370) - you deserved it (36563)

On 06/24/2009 at 10:34am - work - by Tottie (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59242) - you deserved it (25632)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML

#3046159
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12178) - you deserved it (50110)

On 06/19/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by pinkplasticjesus (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML

#2931703
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I agree, your life sucks (9309) - you deserved it (79311)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by idiotfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML

#2931703
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9309) - you deserved it (79311)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by idiotfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

#1973503
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14891) - you deserved it (53479)

On 05/16/2009 at 8:21am - animals - by killer (woman) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

#1973503
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I agree, your life sucks (14891) - you deserved it (53479)

On 05/16/2009 at 8:21am - animals - by killer (woman) - Latvia (Riga)



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