MissyPants

Search for a member

Offline (the 11/05/2015 at 6:00pm)

MissyPants

16Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 867
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

MissyPants's page activity

Visits<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 8:19am<b>Justin1459</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 5:35pm<b>Jrsmommy2014</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 7:07pm<b>athdos99</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 7:16pm<b>rkay5989</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 11:54pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 3:15pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 11:44pm<b>TheBlackMagister</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 12:18pm<b>angelnursery</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:04pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:59pm<b>jill97</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 2:27am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:02pm<b>jackassthebadass</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 3:42am<b>Canes2292</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 12:27am<b>ZahirI</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 11:26pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 11:33pm<b>RecklessNapkin</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 6:16pm<b>rozalyn77</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 3:34pm

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:59am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 3:23am<b>RecklessNapkin</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 12:17am<b>Siefro</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 4:53am<b>majesticprincess</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:59am<b>Chilupa</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:16am<b>Matt_Hazard</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 6:40pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 5:26pm<b>arabian22</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:16am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:30pm<b>laurenhem</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:09pm<b>Theater_Chef_3</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:03pm<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 7:55pm<b>mip_92</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:32pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 3:24pm

MissyPants's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of MissyPants's badges

MissyPants's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

by EpicJman2828 / 06/27/2013 at 12:27am / United States / Animals

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

by SamWGovan / 12/09/2012 at 11:57am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

by habbsrule / 06/15/2012 at 10:21am / Canada / Kids

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2012 at 4:38pm / Netherlands / Health

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 3:07am / United Kingdom / Love

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

by dadisgoatboy / 06/11/2011 at 2:37am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Intimacy

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

by Thepunchline / 08/11/2010 at 5:19am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

by navyma / 09/17/2009 at 1:10am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Health

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

by nipped / 09/16/2009 at 9:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals