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Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56874) - you deserved it (5412)

On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML


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On 02/13/2013 at 3:31pm - misc - by nosebleeder - Sweden

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