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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Miss_Katana : I like cats, lol.

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Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

#19314289
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20046) - you deserved it (4657)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

#13822314
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31782) - you deserved it (5439)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

#13630841
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26200) - you deserved it (6598)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23945) - you deserved it (8105)

On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)



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