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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3407
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About Miss_Chevious : **Consult the pictures above**

I’ve seen castles made out of sand,

Met people who believe destiny is engraved on the palm of their hands,

I’ve seen people change their faith,

Experienced love change into hate,

I’ve seen people grow younger with age,

And a bird who wouldn’t fly out of an open cage,

I’ve seen love sold for money,

People who’re devastated inside, but outside, they are funny,

I’ve seen the unicorn fall in love with the toad,

People who owned half the city have now hit the road,

I’ve learned to expect the unexpected,

Perfection doesn’t exit, we’re all defected,

Everyone cries, some just hide their tears,

They say coal turns into diamond over a thousand years,

Some may believe you’re one in a million,

For others, you’re just another nobody in the billion

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Miss_Chevious's favorite FMLs

Today, I waited 7 hours for my mom to come home and give me my computer back. 15 minutes after she got home, I remembered that I had hidden my computer myself so she wouldn't take it. FML

by IntrepidPig / 04/10/2016 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

by wifeofafainter / 09/24/2015 at 2:31am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

by elizio / 08/04/2015 at 7:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

by HF44 / 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

by Marika / 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

by musicteacher / 03/12/2015 at 6:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying". I get there and he's running around, playing and admits he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML

by MrsRODixon / 03/05/2015 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bridgend) / Kids

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

by MusicLover18 / 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

by zl5 / 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

by failed dad / 06/25/2014 at 8:30am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids