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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2345
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Miss_Chevious : **Consult the pictures above**

I’ve seen castles made out of sand,

Met people who believe destiny is engraved on the palm of their hands,



I’ve seen people change their faith,

Experienced love change into hate,



I’ve seen people grow younger with age,

And a bird who wouldn’t fly out of an open cage,



I’ve seen love sold for money,

People who’re devastated inside, but outside, they are funny,



I’ve seen the unicorn fall in love with the toad,

People who owned half the city have now hit the road,



I’ve learned to expect the unexpected,

Perfection doesn’t exit, we’re all defected,



Everyone cries, some just hide their tears,

They say coal turns into diamond over a thousand years,



Some may believe you’re one in a million,

For others, you’re just another nobody in the billion

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Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21983) - you deserved it (2898)

On 09/24/2015 at 2:31am - misc - by wifeofafainter - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

#21451692
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25117) - you deserved it (2766)

On 08/04/2015 at 7:59am - misc - by elizio (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

#21449050
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28476) - you deserved it (1601)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (8542)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49705) - you deserved it (3733)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

#21380814
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28536) - you deserved it (2860)

On 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32770) - you deserved it (2781)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying". I get there and he's running around, playing and admits he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML

#21368524
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (2679)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:38am - kids - by MrsRODixon - United Kingdom (Bridgend)

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

#21251377
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41784) - you deserved it (4059)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45828) - you deserved it (9206)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52139) - you deserved it (4708)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

#21194564
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61288) - you deserved it (5767) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46907) - you deserved it (6693)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56748) - you deserved it (18767)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML



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