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MissXxBipolarXx
  • Town/Country : Like you need to know, you creeper
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 921
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MissXxBipolarXx : "I was running in circles,
I hurt myself,
Just to find my purpose.
Everything was so worthless,
I didn't deserve this,
But to me you were perfect." -Circles, Hollywood Undead


Hey, you! Yeah, you! Did you know that you're beautiful? You're a terrific person whom deserves happiness. Pay no attention to haters and keep your family and friends close to you. Everybody has a reason to be here: to make a difference, big or small. Though people will try to break you—and sometimes they might succeed—always keep in mind you are a strong, beautiful individual and no one can take that away from you. Keep fighting until the very end and never give up. :]

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Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10170) - you deserved it (31530)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44029) - you deserved it (14244)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML

#11271577
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29644) - you deserved it (13889)

On 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9212) - you deserved it (32902)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53110) - you deserved it (24655)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63023) - you deserved it (37026)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)



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