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About MissXxBipolarXx : "I was running in circles,
I hurt myself,
Just to find my purpose.
Everything was so worthless,
I didn't deserve this,
But to me you were perfect." -Circles, Hollywood Undead
Hey, you! Yeah, you! Did you know that you're beautiful? You're a terrific person whom deserves happiness. Pay no attention to haters and keep your family and friends close to you. Everybody has a reason to be here: to make a difference, big or small. Though people will try to break you—and sometimes they might succeed—always keep in mind you are a strong, beautiful individual and no one can take that away from you. Keep fighting until the very end and never give up. :]
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML
Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Friday 19 December 2014