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MissXxBipolarXx
  • Town/Country : Like you need to know, you creeper
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 651
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MissXxBipolarXx : "I was running in circles,
I hurt myself,
Just to find my purpose.
Everything was so worthless,
I didn't deserve this,
But to me you were perfect." -Circles, Hollywood Undead


Hey, you! Yeah, you! Did you know that you're beautiful? You're a terrific person whom deserves happiness. Pay no attention to haters and keep your family and friends close to you. Everybody has a reason to be here: to make a difference, big or small. Though people will try to break you—and sometimes they might succeed—always keep in mind you are a strong, beautiful individual and no one can take that away from you. Keep fighting until the very end and never give up. :]

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Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7993) - you deserved it (22147)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36708) - you deserved it (10617)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML

#11271577 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (25985) - you deserved it (10944)

On 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7647) - you deserved it (24638)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086 (385)

I agree, your life sucks (48131) - you deserved it (20196)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, a 7 year old girl randomly came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (162627) - you deserved it (14997)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)



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