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  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 948
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MissWhitneyB : Hey you guys! I'm Whitney :), nice to meet some of you while the others.... Yeah.

I live in Georgia. A small little city named Hephzibah, right here in Augusta. I'm 26 years old! I'm an artist in many senses. I sing, draw, dance, & write. Make me mad & I'll turn into a bad break-up song by Taylor Swift lol.

Laughter is the best medicine ever, so when my day seems as bleek as a gray rainy day, this site makes me burst into a fit of giggles like a teenage girl with a crush. If you would like to know more about me then you are free to send me a message.

Bye you guys :*

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Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML


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On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML


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On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML


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