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MissWhitneyB

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MissWhitneyB

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  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1195
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MissWhitneyB : Hello 😊 .
I'm Whitney ❤️ !

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Visits<b>kingneirad</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 7:59am<b>reillyg11</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 1:13am<b>Phantomisr</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 2:44pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 2:30am<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 1:39am<b>ryot55</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:06pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:06am<b>colinabi</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:32am<b>imagod99</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:03am<b>prajju99</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:09am<b>NikhilBajaj</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 11:14pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 5:44pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 5:06pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:58pm<b>FlendtDK</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 3:30am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:27am<b>generalmalaise</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 1:32pm

Fucked!<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:30am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:39pm<b>generalmalaise</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:33pm<b>FlendtDK</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 12:41am<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:49pm<b>buck1131</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:41pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:45pm<b>sneakybabymaker</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 5:49am<b>byramzd</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 5:04am<b>sxy_raw</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 7:58am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 12:53am<b>zombiekiller52</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 11:35pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 8:29pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:22pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:39am<b>nela25</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:09pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:49am

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MissWhitneyB's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34531) - you deserved it (13450)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

#20912417
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49710) - you deserved it (3016)

On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51380) - you deserved it (4320)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77774) - you deserved it (8615)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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