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MissWhitneyB

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MissWhitneyB

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MissWhitneyBMissWhitneyB
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1255
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MissWhitneyB : Hello 😊 .
I'm Whitney ❤️ !

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Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 4:56am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:57pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:00pm<b>JLattouf</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:50pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:51am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:22am<b>mcore</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:10pm<b>ThisGirlx</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:02am<b>wil1029</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:50pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:28pm<b>johnny29</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:55pm<b>Xhase</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 8:51pm<b>ElQueso</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 1:19pm<b>Classic_Rocker14</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:22am<b>dt1990</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 9:51pm<b>niggercakes</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 3:09pm<b>TheRugMan</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:49pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:19am

Fucked!<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:57am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:01pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:51am<b>bps315</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:22am<b>Um_bye</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:08pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:30am<b>jjmack34</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 9:41pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:51pm<b>JLattouf</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:36pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 12:29pm<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:30am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:39pm<b>generalmalaise</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:33pm<b>FlendtDK</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 12:41am<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:49pm<b>buck1131</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:41pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:45pm

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MissWhitneyB's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34644) - you deserved it (13470)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

#20912417
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49772) - you deserved it (3020)

On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51424) - you deserved it (4324)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77895) - you deserved it (8621)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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