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MissWhitneyB

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MissWhitneyB

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  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1158
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MissWhitneyB : Hello 😊 .
I'm Whitney ❤️ !

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Visits<b>FlendtDK</b> - yesterday at 6:41pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:37am<b>First_JOman</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:52am<b>LoveNnyl</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:17pm<b>dbeatty</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:33am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:34pm<b>nickstaab50</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:50pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:13pm<b>carissaball</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:01am<b>Hidebehindarock</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 10:56pm<b>buck1131</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 8:41am<b>msamake</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:17am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:02pm<b>DarkKing202</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:09am<b>Azpy</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:49pm

Fucked!<b>FlendtDK</b> - yesterday at 12:41am<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:49pm<b>buck1131</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:41pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:45pm<b>sneakybabymaker</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 5:49am<b>byramzd</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 5:04am<b>sxy_raw</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 7:58am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 12:53am<b>zombiekiller52</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 11:35pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 8:29pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:22pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:39am<b>nela25</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:09pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:49am<b>wolfman0_o</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 7:04pm<b>WeChaseClouds</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 7:53am<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 7:58am

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MissWhitneyB's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34450) - you deserved it (13427)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

#20912417
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47775) - you deserved it (2859)

On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML

#20757403
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51323) - you deserved it (4319)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77690) - you deserved it (8613)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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