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MissSpecialEd

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MissSpecialEd

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Ichiya</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 6:37pm<b>youdontknowme24</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 11:02am<b>zaphinarosee</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 1:11pm<b>LiiaaBee</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 5:43pm<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 10:45pm<b>lannisters</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 8:16am<b>andy594328</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 8:42am<b>fifil</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 3:31am<b>minniemutt</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 6:56pm<b>Psyker_Girl</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 4:47am<b>MilesG77877</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 8:25pm<b>neoshadow</b> - the 12/10/2013 at 3:29pm<b>iajm02</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 11:29am<b>laurenl199</b> - the 10/18/2013 at 11:48pm<b>jonsmith01973</b> - the 06/26/2013 at 10:25am<b>w_introuble</b> - the 06/25/2013 at 10:05am<b>jessicadarcyd</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 10:46pm<b>AllegroRubato</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 11:57am

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Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34102) - you deserved it (6026)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36336) - you deserved it (22123)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42862) - you deserved it (6120)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

#21179364
221 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML

#21171341
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40607) - you deserved it (4416)

On 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41031) - you deserved it (15310)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

#21138042
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55137) - you deserved it (7046)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65053) - you deserved it (32534)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

#21091449
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43234) - you deserved it (9382)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46105) - you deserved it (6770)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

#21067978
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42232) - you deserved it (7465)

On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

#21010392
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34667) - you deserved it (28000)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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