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MissSmiley613
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 885
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissSmiley613 : Heyy, Im Emily! I love to laugh&hang out with my friendss!!!

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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130 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
351 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

#16523856
125 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 1:22am - love - by K123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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302 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML

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240 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:38pm - money - by Username - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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155 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
185 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)



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