Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MissSarcasm01

Offline (the 07/17/2015 at 10:39am) | Search for a member

MissSarcasm01

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3603
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MissSarcasm01 : at least my tea won't get cold in hell

MissSarcasm01's page activity

Visits<b>mallaryheintz</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:14pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:26am<b>saocrates</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 1:13pm<b>true_fate</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 10:53am<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 2:06pm<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:52am<b>ishmelbacon</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 11:57pm<b>BlackFames</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:32pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 9:44am<b>porter1313</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:16am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:20am<b>EnigMind</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:24pm<b>DaJaFu</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:25am<b>Abskb1</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 6:05pm<b>kashgillingham</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:18am<b>almar1502</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 8:13am<b>Tezoma</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 6:50pm

Fucked!<b>Toolishing</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 1:35pm<b>Mr_Brightside209</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:39am<b>10th_doc</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 4:36pm

MissSarcasm01's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of MissSarcasm01's badges

MissSarcasm01's favorite FMLs

Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

#21222884
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38431) - you deserved it (9194)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:16am - work - by Scotty (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I dyed a friend's hair dark brown. She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off. It didn't. My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks like I've been working in a tire shop my whole life. Goodbye tips, hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near their food. FML

#21222740
164 comments

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42373) - you deserved it (4738)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

#21222137
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45708) - you deserved it (4616)

On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by Yeppets (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

#21222062
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54642) - you deserved it (6589)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML

#21222027
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (2844)

On 07/27/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

#21221737
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35369) - you deserved it (4604)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

#21220481
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45697) - you deserved it (11019)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

#21220439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47987) - you deserved it (4095)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

#21220355
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48378) - you deserved it (3823)

On 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm - misc - by notadoorman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

#21217892
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41498) - you deserved it (4315)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37878) - you deserved it (12644)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

#21217633
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (53109)

On 07/22/2014 at 7:20pm - health - by dypshyyt - United States (Florida)

Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML

#21217564
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33459) - you deserved it (8936)

On 07/22/2014 at 5:55pm - work - by Infadel - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59615) - you deserved it (43356)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: