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MissRhodes
  • Town/Country : Eagle, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 May 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML



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