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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 October 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissNat : I am mum to a gorgeous toddler born December 2007.

I like graphic design, digital music creation, art, reading, writing and nerdy shit like that. I also like hangin out with my main boy hes the best kid ever.

I have 6 piercings (soon to be 7). double lobe, right helix, left industrial and soon to be labret.

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MissNat's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17185) - you deserved it (58518)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She reffered to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergancy bedrest by my doctor. FML

#1475224
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62542) - you deserved it (4253)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by prego (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

#963370
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17692) - you deserved it (64285)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

#245374
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66486) - you deserved it (21562)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71677) - you deserved it (20122)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (48783)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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