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MissMustard
  • Town/Country : Oxford, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissMustard : A fun-loving country girl from the Cotswolds, now studying in London!

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Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46492) - you deserved it (4031)

On 07/11/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Meow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by wetboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by StellarSapience (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version



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