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Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
by Meow / 07/11/2009 at 2:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by wetboy / 07/05/2009 at 6:07am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML
by StellarSapience / 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to… Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it…