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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 36
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Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27025) - you deserved it (3410)

On 10/31/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Hollywoodanonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonalds slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35581) - you deserved it (2694)

On 08/21/2009 at 9:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (108064) - you deserved it (4829)

On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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