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MissGreenT
  • Town/Country : Nowherenearyou, Ireland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 821
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MissGreenT : FML stories make me giggle.

Im a Brit, but living out my life with the Irish. In general, I am a very nice person, unless you are ignorant and stupid. I enjoy comedy, so this site feeds my needs. I don't really care if you use proper grammar on here or if you can't spell to save your life, it doesn't bother me. And to all the grammar nazis out there, relax eh? This site is to comment on the misery of others, not on how one didn't pay attention in school.
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Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7219) - you deserved it (31709)

On 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Thanks (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31855) - you deserved it (2160)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)



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