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#2831
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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

#2681
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On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
61 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
163 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

#931
24 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
43 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
22 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

#334
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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -



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