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  • Number of visits : 14129
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:07pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:50pm<b>panromantic</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:23pm<b>ShutUp007</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 5:09pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 5:59pm<b>Zoldyck</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 2:05pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:54pm<b>AChaoticFray</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:50pm<b>Josh_is_a_Bear</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:39pm<b>EyesofStone</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:27pm<b>constipation</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:42pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 1:32pm<b>Mrhammer404</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 10:18pm<b>rjt93</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 7:14am<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 8:51am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 7:42am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 10:43am<b>valipali</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 4:33pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:59pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 6:32pm

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MissFortune's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

by embaressed / 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

by Jacobro / 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm / United States (Connecticut) / Geek

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

by Sally / 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

by Durrrrrr / 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

by Noname / 12/30/2008 at 11:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

by Rabzouz / 12/20/2008 at 3:16am / Geek

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

by ... / 11/27/2008 at 12:30am / Holidays

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

by Andy / 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm / United Kingdom (Craigavon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

by Kaji / 11/14/2008 at 6:20am / Intimacy

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

by enjoy / 10/13/2008 at 4:30am / Money