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MissEris

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MissEris

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1925
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissEris : My name is Jocelyn or Joce. I model, I Cosplay, I fire spin and am a Dom. I also have an addiction to anime (mostly Yaoi)
Mostly.
I do more but I'm too lazy to list right now :)

MissEris's page activity

Visits<b>Firegirl741</b> - 7 hours ago<b>weirdncrazy</b> - 11 hours ago<b>schreibergx93</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 4:16am<b>Vagitarian4life</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:09pm<b>Drnavid</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:55pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:45am<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:01am<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 2:16am<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 11:20am<b>MyUsernameisEpic</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 11:53pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 3:03pm<b>taaywall</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 10:56am<b>cainightroad</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:21am<b>sarcasmine</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:46am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:46pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:14am

Fucked!<b>Firegirl741</b> - 55 minutes ago<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:17pm<b>MyUsernameisEpic</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:53am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:14am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 6:48pm<b>RenamonFucksLuna</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 3:32am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:30pm<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:55pm<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 2:40pm<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:37pm<b>mustangbravo</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:50pm<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:05pm<b>GhostDuck</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:38am<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:23am<b>illusong</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:31am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:17am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:30am

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MissEris's favorite FMLs

Today, after putting in 110% at my shitty job for two years straight, my boss told me point-blank I'm too good in my current position for him to ever be able to justify promoting me. FML

#21460378
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19503) - you deserved it (1257)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:51am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

#21460304
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18601) - you deserved it (1880)

On 08/24/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by catlady - United States (New York)

Today, my date came to pick me up for a date. As I was getting into his car, a large blister on my foot burst. My foot is now swimming in a pool of hot, liquid pus. FML

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

#21460101
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (2203)

On 08/24/2015 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

#21459620
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20757) - you deserved it (2303)

On 08/23/2015 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

#21459616
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24860) - you deserved it (1538)

On 08/23/2015 at 9:45am - love - by pontwa (man) - Australia

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

#21459605
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19388) - you deserved it (5185)

On 08/23/2015 at 8:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
159 comments

Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

Today, I woke up early for work. Had my coffee, finished up a report and headed out of my house. Not only was the office closed today, but the silent alarm was on, which is triggered by a door opening even if you use a key. I was startled by the cops searching the building, ran, and got tazed. FML

#21459236
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19199) - you deserved it (5657)

On 08/22/2015 at 8:21am - work - by BryanTazed - United States (Virginia)

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

#21459211
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27653) - you deserved it (1774)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:47am - health - by period pains - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19554) - you deserved it (6917)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered "Fucking tryhard." FML

#21459168
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22171) - you deserved it (2888)

On 08/22/2015 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

#21459115
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23626) - you deserved it (3335)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

#21459109
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18223) - you deserved it (7048)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:55pm - misc - by FishFlingingMonkey (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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