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MissEris

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MissEris

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1383
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissEris : My name is Jocelyn or Joce. I model, I Cosplay, I fire spin and am a Dom. I also have an addiction to anime (mostly Yaoi)
Mostly.
I do more but I'm too lazy to list right now :)

MissEris's page activity

Visits<b>Pizzapiggy1</b> - yesterday at 7:39pm<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:05am<b>mustangbravo</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:01pm<b>okie21</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:18pm<b>tompom331</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 2:24am<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 12:38am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:40pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:30pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:39am<b>goofy811</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:25pm<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 1:55pm<b>drworm94</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 9:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:14am<b>Dark_Zekrom</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:30pm<b>ellymae96</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:53am<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:58am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:23pm<b>tweetbaby14</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 9:28pm

Fucked!<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:55pm<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 2:40pm<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:37pm<b>mustangbravo</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:50pm<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:05pm<b>GhostDuck</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:38am<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:23am<b>illusong</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:31am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:17am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:30am<b>K40RU</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:41pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 10:24am<b>emmama19</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 11:36am<b>cnbcad</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 10:51am<b>snapplecap281</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 2:05pm<b>patd77</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 11:13pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 6:41am

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MissEris's favorite FMLs

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

#21414033
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (3560)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

#21414003
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25397) - you deserved it (1756)

On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

#21413990
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (3400)

On 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm - intimacy - by Vexatious - United States (North Carolina)

Today, and for the past couple of days, my girlfriend's father has been trying to help me think of a way to propose. I decided to rehearse first, and that's how my girlfriend walked in on me "proposing" to her dad. FML

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

#21413959
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27244) - you deserved it (2495)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24604) - you deserved it (2828)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

#21412970
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20362) - you deserved it (17827)

On 05/20/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

#21412921
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24506) - you deserved it (11841)

On 05/20/2015 at 8:03am - work - by boss_daughter - United States

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

#21412889
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31223) - you deserved it (2528)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my brother changed my Google+ name without asking. He has done this before and I fixed it by just changing it back. Turns out Google has a 3-time limit per year for how many times you can change your name. Now I'm stuck with "Poop" for my YouTube name for a year. FML

#21412861
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (3843)

On 05/20/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by KittKatt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

#21412642
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22571) - you deserved it (7784)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23624) - you deserved it (1552)

On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

#21412477
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (9259)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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