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MissEmma

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 719
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... I tried waxing 4 te first time. At first it felt lyk I'd dipped balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel tem. FML

#21011655
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35948) - you deserved it (20547)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

TODAY WHILE I WAS WORKING OUT I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC WITH MY EARBUDS IN. THE POKÉMON THEME STARTED PLAYING AND I BEGUN SINGING ALONG. IT WASN'T TOO LONG AFTER THAT I REMEMBERED I WAS IN A CROWDED GYM ON A MILITARY BASE. FML

#20940589
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37391) - you deserved it (10651)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51315) - you deserved it (11129)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , fir the first time in mah life looool , I simultaneously sneezed , peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at workhen this happened. mega FML

#20838395
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52293) - you deserved it (3750)

On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

Today, I was walking along the beach at night with family. A huge wave came up an knockd me over. When we got to the van, I realizd that the keys that had been in pocket were now in the ocean. Our cell phones, shoes, an money were in the van. We had to walk three miles to our hotel. FML

#20831839
109 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 3:28am - misc - by cricketsins (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I was in a training about the newest change in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression technique an said she prefer "good... fast... hard pumping." I was the only one who snickerd out loud... drawing several annoyd looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. big fat FML

#20803758
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39029) - you deserved it (18609)

On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI . My dad now won't shut up about it saying stuff like "You must be 'pissed'" "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain" an "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics son" allhile making obnoxious finger quotes in the air . mega FML

#20739103
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42376) - you deserved it (4711)

On 06/21/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by assholedad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper an pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, an ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47727) - you deserved it (3170)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, MAH WIFE DECIDED TO CHECK HER EMAIL, WHILE I WAS STILL INSIDE HER. FML

#20714723
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62131) - you deserved it (12362)

On 06/09/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, I had an looool interview fir a job I really wanted. On mah resume, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived fir the interview, mah interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. mega FML

#20549811
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8085) - you deserved it (83578)

On 03/18/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by nohablaespanol - United States (Texas)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (10375)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit . A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away . FML

#20433619
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30191) - you deserved it (5956)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:17am - work - by shaving kit (woman) -

Today I sent in an assignment from batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem analyze it and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML



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