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MissEmma

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1022
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MissEmma : Nerd

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Visits<b>LeBandit</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:09am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:03pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 12:33am<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 1:14pm<b>sagarhablani</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 3:13am<b>KhazKhazz</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 7:10am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:51am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 9:24pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 10:10pm<b>konstantinos616</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 7:38am<b>moron011</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 12:31am<b>gis0392</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:46am<b>Saqib332</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 9:46pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 6:39pm<b>januswraith6</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:08am<b>ChaCerCam</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:43pm<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 10:06am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:00am

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:32pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 4:10am<b>Saqib332</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 3:46am<b>minhas6096</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:41pm<b>januswraith6</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:22am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:47am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:58am<b>MrThump</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 9:04am<b>thewalsh</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:24am<b>lukian</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:10am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:19am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:02am<b>NostalgiaFreak9</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 8:43pm<b>Astrophysics</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:39am<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:10am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:49pm<b>Mandour2310</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 11:56am<b>tiwan</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:19am

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MissEmma's favorite FMLs

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9811) - you deserved it (29237)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML

#21445474
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (1835)

On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

#21445022
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22374) - you deserved it (7449)

On 07/21/2015 at 1:50pm - health - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39356) - you deserved it (2167)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML

#21438229
71 comments

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29264) - you deserved it (4274)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

#21428553
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30151) - you deserved it (12394)

On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

#21423738
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (1548)

On 06/10/2015 at 1:25am - work - by UkuleleTime - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

#21420888
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27593) - you deserved it (1805)

On 06/04/2015 at 9:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

#21419164
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36609) - you deserved it (2979)

On 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by kash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

#21011655
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36086) - you deserved it (20600)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

#20940589
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37516) - you deserved it (10687)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51444) - you deserved it (11149)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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