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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
by Steve / 12/16/2012 at 1:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 7:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 7:06pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 10:55am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by elphi / 12/15/2012 at 1:11am / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
by mandybar15 / 12/14/2012 at 6:52pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
by n1a1t1h1a1n1 / 12/11/2012 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
by golfstar11 / 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by satega / 12/10/2012 at 2:07pm / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by slenderman908 / 12/10/2012 at 6:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by LLCK / 12/10/2012 at 5:13am / United States (Minnesota) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 9:53am / United States (Texas) / Love