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Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
by HatedGrandson / 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2013 at 7:24pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years old, with no wife or children. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2013 at 4:35pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to a flooded apartment and water still pouring from the ceiling. The woman who lives above me is shocked that I would consider her responsible for the damage and doesn't think she should have to pay for it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2013 at 5:01am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after 3 years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
by ItRainedOutside / 01/06/2013 at 3:49am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Birthday girl / 01/06/2013 at 12:59am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by tftm / 01/05/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Raela / 01/04/2013 at 11:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
by idiot / 01/04/2013 at 5:13am / Sweden / Health
by Anonymous / 01/04/2013 at 1:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by WellShit / 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/01/2013 at 1:12am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by _The__Doctor_ / 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 6:16am / United States (Washington) / Health
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