About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!
MissDarkness's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
MissDarkness's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
by anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 7:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
by mybossisanass / 04/23/2013 at 4:17am / United States / Love
Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
by loving wife / 04/21/2013 at 6:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by How strange / 04/20/2013 at 8:02am / United States / Love
by MaggotMother / 04/20/2013 at 6:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by reyoflight / 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy
by guess I'm stuck / 04/16/2013 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm / United States / Love
by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love
by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He… Today, my boyfriend and I had amazing make-up sex after a huge fight. Turns out he forgot to let me… Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well,…