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MissDarkness

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  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21477
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : -Music
-Chello
-Bass player
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
-Drawing

The devil made me do it!

MissDarkness's page activity

Visits<b>darkniss</b> - 17 hours ago<b>Supermanjh93</b> - yesterday at 9:43pm<b>Teyros</b> - yesterday at 8:44pm<b>PurpleKicks</b> - yesterday at 9:54am<b>j11a01</b> - yesterday at 6:54am<b>EgyptPride</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 8:16pm<b>jillybean2016</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 12:04pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:44pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 7:28pm<b>HeartYou101</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:36am<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:11am<b>dontknow1</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:44am<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 11:42pm<b>iamdman</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 7:41pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 6:28am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 9:25pm<b>themechanic315</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 4:03pm<b>sam10102121</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 10:20am

Fucked!<b>darkniss</b> - 11 hours ago<b>EgyptPride</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:21pm<b>iamdman</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 1:41am<b>jillybean2016</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:17am<b>PurpleKicks</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 2:28pm<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 5:56am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:18am<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 8:04pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 3:31pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 1:41am<b>four0seven</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 8:16am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 8:01am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 6:45am<b>Iwannarock1</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 6:36am<b>aGMAELSTR0M</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 5:56am<b>Allornone</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:18am<b>Penguini</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:12am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 4:46am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

by Love stinks / 08/19/2013 at 9:06am / United States / Love

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

by anonymous / 08/19/2013 at 1:41am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that apparently I'm in Miami. I am also enjoying a five-star hotel and all of its services. Only one problem: I'm still here, stuck in a small suburban town. F*ck identity theft. FML

by iwannagotomiamitoo / 08/19/2013 at 12:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

by frustrated / 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm / Ireland (Kerry) / Intimacy

Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

by stinky car / 08/15/2013 at 11:18pm / United States (Alabama) / Health

Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML

by lawman / 08/15/2013 at 9:34am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Work

Today, I discovered I have epilepsy. 10 years ago, I told my mother about my frequent fits of vertigo, deja vu, nausea, flashes of memory and strange sounds, smells, and images, coupled with an other-worldly feeling. I thought they were holy visions. So did she. FML

by seizure_girl / 08/15/2013 at 9:32am / United States (South Dakota) / Health

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Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

by bglenney / 08/15/2013 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML

by SparkOfJade / 08/13/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Maryland) / Work

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

by mydaughterisdisturbed / 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids

Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML

by ass slap / 08/11/2013 at 11:35am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

by his word vs mine = me suspended / 08/10/2013 at 2:41pm / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Work

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

by noiguessitsbroken :( / 08/07/2013 at 8:24am / Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis) / Miscellaneous