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Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35053) - you deserved it (26494)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20929) - you deserved it (6886)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)