Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MissBunnyfufu

Search for a member

MissBunnyfufu

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4112
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MissBunnyfufu :



mandyme2@yahoo.com

MissBunnyfufu's page activity

Visits<b>lemon_lime741</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 3:54pm<b>iowacountrygirl</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 7:12pm<b>pomnef</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 1:02am<b>jacob_bomb</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 12:00am<b>zawesomee</b> - the 01/12/2014 at 9:20pm<b>bellathebomb4545</b> - the 01/09/2014 at 11:20pm<b>FML64128</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 1:01pm<b>meeper21</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 10:04pm<b>f36k</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 2:30am<b>Mista_Reed</b> - the 11/16/2013 at 11:34am<b>jamiejones10</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 1:57am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 11/07/2013 at 6:56pm<b>dylan1111222</b> - the 11/03/2013 at 10:43pm<b>Asapwnage</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 8:07pm<b>thomashood</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 10:11am<b>DanielMArthur1</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 1:07am<b>dodger101XD</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 4:37pm<b>frankinr3d</b> - the 10/15/2013 at 4:09am

MissBunnyfufu's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

MissBunnyfufu's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

#3330800
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44167) - you deserved it (15314)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

#2894787
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58255) - you deserved it (2908)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

#2801625
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66399) - you deserved it (14777)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77949) - you deserved it (21838)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

#2697150
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72328) - you deserved it (5641)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

#2649932
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11698) - you deserved it (49469)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36035) - you deserved it (61285)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

#2442070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50465) - you deserved it (7542)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friends house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

#2261901
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22103) - you deserved it (53045)

On 05/25/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by ninjawhat1337 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML

#2174572
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53088) - you deserved it (23599)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:52am - intimacy - by rice_cake (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

#2045344
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67976) - you deserved it (7699)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

#2028672
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18710) - you deserved it (32071)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by Richocet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31837) - you deserved it (140924)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: