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MissBunnyfufu
  • Town/Country : the sunshine state, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 October 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2680
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my grandma went to get my twin sister and I a birthday gift. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute, cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

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On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 4:22pm - health - by torkx3 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by jadakorn (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

#3373378 (149)

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On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

#2894787 (244)

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On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)