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About MissBunnyWillEat : About me? Who cares?
Nevertheless, here's a completely irrelevant load of shit for you to read, you poor, boring soul.
Odds are, you clicked on me for the following reasons: 1.) I pissed you off, 2.) I said something completely stupid, 3.) I said something that made you look like an asshole. 4.) You noticed my huge amount of swagger, followed by a huge amount of intelligence.
Things I hate:
Little teens trolling on this site
Little teens acting like they know about life
Punks on the internet
People who claim they hate religion, yet involve themselves in religious debates anyway
Things I like:
Pink and Black
Things I love:
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
Today, I was so starved of human contact that I almost took up a transsexual hooker's offer of a "good time." Nothing wrong with that really, but they looked like a haunted tree dressed as Liza Minnelli. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014