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About MissBunnyWillEat : About me? Who cares?
Nevertheless, here's a completely irrelevant load of shit for you to read, you poor, boring soul.
Odds are, you clicked on me for the following reasons: 1.) I pissed you off, 2.) I said something completely stupid, 3.) I said something that made you look like an asshole. 4.) You noticed my huge amount of swagger, followed by a huge amount of intelligence.
Things I hate:
You
Stupid comments
Stupid people
Little teens trolling on this site
Little teens acting like they know about life
Punks on the internet
Douche bags
Sob stories
Sluts
People who claim they hate religion, yet involve themselves in religious debates anyway
Things I like:
You
Stupid people
Music
Your mum
Chocolate
People falling
Pandas
Bunnies
Puppies
Pink and Black
Music
Music
Music
Music
Singing
Writing music
Music
Skinny jeans
Things I love:
Every1luvsboners
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Fingerprints everywhere
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, on my way to work I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20433) - you deserved it (5536)
On 10/02/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10451) - you deserved it (2766)
On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23770) - you deserved it (3893)
On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -
Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15308) - you deserved it (1380)
On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (6138)
On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was so starved of human contact that I almost took up a transsexual hooker's offer of a "good time." Nothing wrong with that really, but they looked like a haunted tree dressed as Liza Minnelli. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by Username (man) - United States (California)
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37009) - you deserved it (8005)
On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25399) - you deserved it (5347)
On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30175) - you deserved it (6129)
On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
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