Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MissBoo111

Online | Search for a member

MissBoo111

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

MissBoo111's page activity

Visits<b>Nonamesavailable</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 10:34pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 9:18am<b>CraZedMadMan</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 5:43pm<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 8:55pm<b>PAsurvivor</b> - the 03/24/2014 at 10:53pm<b>cokeman666</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 10:05am<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 01/16/2014 at 1:26pm<b>Corvo_Attano</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 8:12pm<b>jettli128</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 11:31am<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 5:41am<b>eternalibra</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 4:54am<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 4:14am<b>thedeadmen</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 6:29pm<b>KingofBogans</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 2:59pm<b>roza_and_dimka</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 8:34am<b>coolname</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 3:35am<b>smartin123</b> - the 12/06/2013 at 5:53pm<b>TheElBurrrito</b> - the 12/06/2013 at 1:28am

MissBoo111's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of MissBoo111's badges

MissBoo111's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23519) - you deserved it (50948)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

#15334781
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43139) - you deserved it (3484)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:53am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML

#13813299
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (5663)

On 11/12/2010 at 9:06am - love - by Samipearl - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8868) - you deserved it (46472)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6046) - you deserved it (39908)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49607) - you deserved it (2498)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

#6857935
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (2667)

On 12/21/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by goblue (man) - United States (Michigan)



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: