About MissBoo111 : Livin life on a whim
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2011 at 8:53am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML
by Samipearl / 11/12/2010 at 9:06am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by ShowOff / 03/11/2010 at 3:13am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
by analinguist / 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
by Junior / 01/26/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
by goblue / 12/21/2009 at 12:20am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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