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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 582
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MissBoo111 : Livin life on a whim

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Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25561) - you deserved it (53552)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML


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On 03/16/2011 at 8:53am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML


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On 11/12/2010 at 9:06am - love - by Samipearl - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML


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On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML


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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53695) - you deserved it (2767)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (2935)

On 12/21/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by goblue (man) - United States (Michigan)

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