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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 November 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1496
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Miso : I'm just a girl who needs love.

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Visits<b>DeadxTime</b> - the 10/18/2013 at 7:08am<b>IGotWood4Fire</b> - the 07/21/2013 at 1:32pm<b>posko</b> - the 04/01/2013 at 9:29am<b>J_A89</b> - the 11/12/2009 at 1:47am<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 11/11/2009 at 7:20pm<b>Whatsoever</b> - the 10/27/2009 at 8:41am<b>twilighter14</b> - the 06/11/2009 at 4:21am

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Miso's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

#5041996
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39409) - you deserved it (5035)

On 09/04/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by bubblezzz123 - United States (New York)

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

#5033555
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14256) - you deserved it (41918)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

#5020137
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47330) - you deserved it (4643)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:38pm - love - by LosTits (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

#5017787
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46561) - you deserved it (3632)

On 09/03/2009 at 9:27am - work - by Pop_Pies (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

#5016488
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37855) - you deserved it (5179)

On 09/03/2009 at 6:19am - kids - by Annoymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

#5015078
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8747) - you deserved it (46159)

On 09/03/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by sexyfreak2510 (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

#5013667
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16951) - you deserved it (34191)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:05am - work - by yogabbagabba (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

#5001018
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39204) - you deserved it (3722)

On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

#4998689
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (15923)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

#4995103
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14283) - you deserved it (41960)

On 09/02/2009 at 7:19am - intimacy - by keepsmiling - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the drive way, hurting my leg and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

#4994613
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47108) - you deserved it (9260)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:45am - health - by broken (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

#4983911
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43005) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

#4973431
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44779) - you deserved it (3680)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:52am - love - by lovesucks (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

#4970470
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38335) - you deserved it (14347)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:30am - health - by pussyOUT (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

#4958000
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85452) - you deserved it (5104)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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