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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MisherzzSquisher : Hello! I'm MisherzSquisherz, Michy or MishyFishy. I don't know why but I have so many nicknames :0 I am half Puerto Rican and Half Salvadorian, although my mother says I have some Mayan in my family. However, I don't believe in 2012. There is so much controversy! Anyway, I major in the Arts, my favorite media is watercolors and clay (ceramics). I love music and I really don't have any prefence. I can listen to brick & lace your love is wicked to Johnny O. I am known as the bajita of my group because I'm 4'11 [these bitches lol]. Thanks for reading! =]

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Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML


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Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


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