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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 800
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MisherzzSquisher : Hello! I'm MisherzSquisherz, Michy or MishyFishy. I don't know why but I have so many nicknames :0 I am half Puerto Rican and Half Salvadorian, although my mother says I have some Mayan in my family. However, I don't believe in 2012. There is so much controversy! Anyway, I major in the Arts, my favorite media is watercolors and clay (ceramics). I love music and I really don't have any prefence. I can listen to brick & lace your love is wicked to Johnny O. I am known as the bajita of my group because I'm 4'11 [these bitches lol]. Thanks for reading! =]

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Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

#15945693
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31747) - you deserved it (5028)

On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49162) - you deserved it (5784)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30507) - you deserved it (7667)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32571) - you deserved it (22909)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my girlfriend mentions "And he always farts during sex." FML

#15895306
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (9815)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Sadman (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37102) - you deserved it (31465)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML

#14383420
119 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44780) - you deserved it (3618)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36712) - you deserved it (12437)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

#5522380
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8228) - you deserved it (27069)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

#1415955
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22915) - you deserved it (101105)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

#1292881
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18488) - you deserved it (71930)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243244) - you deserved it (32112)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243244) - you deserved it (32112)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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