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by drake86 / 01/09/2013 at 11:42am / United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute) / Miscellaneous
by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML
by georgiamarshall_ / 01/09/2013 at 5:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/09/2013 at 2:02am / Israel / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by anonymous001 / 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by finallyready / 01/08/2013 at 2:56pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by whateven / 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML
by troll of a gran / 01/08/2013 at 12:10pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by AnonUser464 / 01/08/2013 at 11:40am / United States / Work
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML
by no sleep for me / 01/08/2013 at 2:44am / Miscellaneous
by maddiecat / 01/08/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by legitweirdo / 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML
by VampObsessed / 01/05/2013 at 12:30am / United States (Texas) / Love
by marisa / 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Love
- Today my dog left a present for me at the top of the stairs. I didn't turn on the lights when I was… Today, I was helping my friend move into a new apartment. As we were carrying his table up a flight… Today, for the first time ever, my mom told me that I am pretty and she loves me. When I told her…