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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old, and I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that, I recently hurt my left leg and am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers, who were looking at me, and I overheard "Yeah, I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44925) - you deserved it (2335)

On 06/10/2009 at 4:18am - misc - by older (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56460) - you deserved it (4112)

On 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm - health - by quietdown (woman) - United States (California)



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